Why? I often
by Ken Simm
does it say on a bottle of sleeping tablets,
Warning may make you drowsy? Glad
they told me.
does it say on the peanuts they give you on
certain airlines, Warning contains nuts
and then underneath give instructions for use.
Open packet and consume. Otherwise I
would have pushed them up my nose.
does my wife own a photograph of a sign that says
Beware the edges of this sign are sharp!
and another that states simply Please do
not throw stones at this sign?
from a local supermarket, contains fish.
they say best ever tasting dog food,
how do they know?
do they advertise TVs on your TV? Think
they say contains real perfume, as opposed to
did it once say, before someone obviously
noticed, underneath a box of chocolates, do
not read if box is open? Oops too late Ive
come it said on the side of a bus cant
read, then ring this number?
know a sign that says this way to the Braille
a DIY leaflet for laying a new felt roof at a
local DIY store, it states that this leaflet is
also available in Braille. They also have
leaflets for painting a wall and drawing plans in
hear that an aquarium in our fair capital has a
list of exhibits in Braille underneath every tank.
not enter when door is closed.
medicine Suitable for children 0-5yrs. Do
not drive or operate heavy machinery after taking
not iron whilst wearing this garment.
suggestion on a packet of sausages, a sausage
with a fork in it.
free voucher when £10 spent in store, no
in an advertisement for hamburgers, when
comparing the size to a car did they have to say
not actual size?
did an examination board I once worked for
publish a Maths question paper in larger type for
the hard of hearing?
A B&B in Ireland had En Suite Fishing.
page is left blank?
could go on but why not fill the rest in