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This means any piece of humorous writing, in any
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you publish all submissions?
We will be
predisposed to publish, rather than not publish.
Also, we do not presume to be arbiters of what is
funny, as different people find different things
amusing. However, the following considerations
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That submissions have been properly proof-read
and are of a good standard of English.
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content in the work to be consistent with the
quality and ethos of The Short Humour Site.
pieces of much less than 300 words are unlikely
to be accepted for publication in isolation.
Nevertheless, several such pieces together, which
give a better impression of a writer's work, may
well be published as a group.
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in the light of submissions received, to maintain
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you consider simultaneous submissions, multiple
submissions or pieces previously published
Yes. We have no
problem with any of the above as long as the
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restrictions on publication still current from
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publication can be included with the piece, if
long will it take for my submission, if
successful, to appear on The
Short Humour Site?
We will usually
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quickly. As we all have other commitments,
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