by Jim Harrington
what are these things, Gord?
flies. Never heard of 'em.
down at the barbershop is they're part of an
you don't have any?
the last time you took a bath, Walt?
Saturday, I reckon.
No wonder. They say these buggers are attracted
to human odor and sweat.
make you itch?
they feed on blood, so I suppose they could.
sure are lots of them.
this is a high-tech batch. It only takes six
hours for new babies to hatch.
stop itching, Gord.
you should take your shirt off.
completely covered. What do I do?
there isn't much you can do. I did forget to tell
why they call them time flies.
get this many of them on you, your time's up.
Gord, you looked me straight in the eye and told
me they were harmless.
going to look you straight in the eye and tell
you one more thing.