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These Jeans
by Catherine Trizzino

“Do these jeans make my butt look big?” Jill asked.

“Nope,” Jack said without looking.

"Jack, please, pay attention to me. Do they make my butt look big?”
“You look fine,” he grumbled.

Suddenly she screamed. Blood rippled around her waist and pooled at her feet.

“My jeans, they … AHHH!” Jill said, collapsing to the floor.

They struggled to pull them off. When they finally did, they watched in horror as the jeans got up and walked out the door.

“We’re tired of being blamed for your monstrous backside,” the jeans hollered as the door slammed.