by Oonah V
Day turned to
didnt answer but turned at once to black.
into a lighted pub, rolled his eyes around the
room, stumbled sightless towards the bar and
bumped into it.
hell are you playing at? asked the bar.
You wanna fight on your hands?
never one to dodge a fight and so he immediately
did a handstand.
when you are, Bar, he said.
we supposed to box when youre standing on
us? asked his hands. Youre just
asking for two black eyes.
certainly do with them, said Black.
did you roll us around the room, then? his
eyes said. If you want your sight back
youd better apologise.
wasnt used to apologising. Okay Eye
both of us
realise Eye, I need you both.
restored, Black got to his feet. He approached
the bar. I didnt really mean to bump
you, he said. I have this ocular
condition an ailment.
you are - one cask conditioned ale coming up, Sir.
see, at a good bar the customer is never left.