by Oonah V
every button she could see: saved, deleted,
recently deleted, My Documents, Shared Networks,
Shared Location, My Pictures, My Videos, uPSP8Files,
Video Works Plus, some funny red & white
squiggly symbol +335.
useless. Youre sure you didnt delete
didnt delete it.
didnt delete anything you didnt ask
me to delete.
very certain about that because
stack of Bibles.
dont believe you.
then, hand on heart I did not delete
file CC3, okay.?
dont have a heart.
what? On Bill Gates - on Apple then
Babbage, whatever - I didnt delete the
dont trust you. What about those other
files that just disappeared?
that just disappeared - last week.
have ever just disappeared!
have. They were in a folder labelled BLUES.
transferred those to a Brain-Box.
And then you deleted them from my hard drive.
should I know? Youll just have to go
through them! Why dont you label
things properly? And why cant you
ever stick to a system?
thought the whole point of Voice-Word was to make
computers more user-friendly. Instead, I
end up with an argumentative incompetent who
cant even find the recipe for triple
chocolate, chocolate cake.
chocolate, chocolate cake?
didnt you say so? Thats in My
Favourites. You need to go online. If
No - I
dont even have a mouth! What would I
do with chocolate cake?
for someone without a mouth youve a lot to
for someone without a memory, so do you!