by Michael A.
morning sickness, Mom.
silly. Boys dont get that.
little purple ladies from the flying saucer.
Youre making up weird stories again.
Youre grounded for lying!
aint lying. They shot little squigglies
into my stomach with a ray gun.
that her eight year old might be schizophrenic.
As she was about to call a psychiatrist, an inner
voice said, Hes not schizophrenic.
Rejoice! Your son will soon give birth to a most
magnificent species. His spawn will dominate
Earth and reign in glory forever.
understand why Loch Ness Monster came to mind.
too young to be a grandma, she muttered
when Billy vomited again.