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Size Isn't Everything
by Bill West

"First contact! Alien target on screen -- ahead fourteen clicks."

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"We land fast, drill a core and suck up a sample. The mini-lab will analyse, make and inject the plague-bomb in seconds."

"How fast can it be?"

The invading Moskeetian battlecruiser swooped.

He heard a buzz, felt a sting. Jackie Chan slapped his neck.