by Michael A.
whale watching. Suddenly, a whale came to the
surface and cried out, Save us, Harry.
starving for caramel flavored popcorn.
Harry told UN
environmentalists about his intention to save the
worlds whales. Applauding his compassion,
Harry bought 1,000,000
tons of caramel flavored popcorn. He charted 100
gigantic ships to dump it into the worlds
were so delighted, they named Harry their first
President. Time Magazine declared him Man of the
got morbidly obese, high blood pressure, diabetes,
strokes. Soon, all died.
the list of assassinated presidents.