My E-Love
by Amit
Parmessur
All the time,
I was browsing for a creative girlfriend. And
when I detected you, I instantly threw my worries
into the Recycle Bin arrogantly clicking "Empty
Recycle Bin". Date/Time Properties stopped
working. Favourites was emptied. History
forgotten.
You were at
the top of my desk, on my desktop. As my
wallpaper. You were my screensaver even when my
screen was busy. You were my laptop. I thought of
being in your lap. You were my palmtop. You were
my motherboard. My memory. My pass mark.
I searched a
blank Notepad and got you. I went to Find and
engraved your name. The number of files found
exceeds the maximum allowed. Please refine your
search. I was told so. Refinement you were. Could
I refine you? With ILOVEYOU virus in me I became
a poet
I love you
My CPU.
I am full of e-motions,
E-emotions.
I want not only u
But you.
Sincere, I
dared not think of WinZip. Shame. Zip. Unzip.
Back. Forward. Shame (With cap locks on). Do you
know if we get compiled your initials will be H.P
(I am not joking.)? When will you type e, f, i
and w with the keyboard of your heart and arrange
them by size and send to my heart? If you be mine
I will definitely upgrade myself. (So will you.)
Hope someone
else's CD is not running in your CD-ROM.
CD reminds me
of music. Music of Winamp. Winamp of the current
with which you first struck me. It still wins in
amp. Do I need Real Player when we are real
players? Shakespeare. Did he say players or
actors? Actors I think. Oh! I remember how before
seeing you I secretly looked for my favourite
actresses on the Net (zero out of teN for such an
attitude.) You were and are my Personal Celebrity.
Is
your love on the top of my palm?
Each of my
pixels is your name. Restore me. Attach me to you.
Why did you turn out to be a virus? Why? The soft
disk of my body suffered a head crash. I tried to
refresh my self, but my heart told me it
would be an illegal operation. Is it my F1 -
failure 1? Is there up to F12 to go? Save my skin.
Now I play
FreeCell to free myself from the cell of
solicitude.
You know, I
have little knowledge of IT. I barely possess IQ
do you expect me to have IT with T three steps
away from Q? Nonetheless, I have hazarded to type
on e-love. I feel someone must have attempted
something similar, but how would I be certain
with my low IQ. I may be sued, but please forgive
me. I have a low IQ.
If this sounds
like some copied stuff then my PC is scooping the
loot on to you dear editors. Forgive me. I have a
low IQ. But mind you this was not reason for my
being deleted.
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