by Michael A. Kechula
you stand me up! Marcia yelled, while
swinging a rolling pin at Harrys head.
I waited hours for you to show up. Get
outta here. I never want to see your ugly face
hit me. Its not my fault. I got kidnapped
by huge monsters.
bastard! She swung again.
on my mothers grave. Gigantic locusts were
hiding in the bushes right outside Clancys
Pub. They grabbed me when I walked by.
tell me, Jerk-o, howd you manage to escape?
promised them a bunch of Bugs-R-Us gift
giant tentacles tore the roof off. They reached
inside and grabbed the gift certificates and
Harry heard horrible screams, followed by a
guys, he hollered. Next time
youre at Clancys, drinks are on me.