by Michael A. Kechula
surface of Mars was red except for one green rock.
from planet Zorg discovered the rock. Loading it
on their spacecraft, they took it home for
ballistic. They sent a message to the Emperor of
Zorg: Your stupid astronauts have
trespassed our planet. During their unauthorized
rampage, they kidnapped our God. Return Him
immediately! Our churches are in chaos!
replied, That rocks your God? How
dumb! Why dont you worship our Sun like
Martians fired 100,000 nuclear missiles at
This news bulletin just came in from a
distant galaxy. Zorgs Sun has been nuked.
The Emperor of Zorg has released this important
announcement: Attention Zorg Sun
worshippers. All church services have been
canceled for the next billion years.