A Vital Question
by Michael A.
will the world end? I asked Swami Salami.
be more precise?
Solar flares are interfering with the vibes I
receive from The Illustrious Poobah.
be outrageously expensive. He resides in
precise time of the end of the world is vital to
my interplanetary business interests. Make the
call and charge it to me.
very good of you. Everyone in the universe will
be indebted to you for your fabulous generosity.
made the call.
World will end in two days, twenty-one minutes,
and thirty-seven seconds, said Illustrious
later, Ive got a long distance phone bill
appreciate if everyone who reads this sends a
donation to help me. I just need $328,727 from
every person in the universe.
donations are not tax deductible.