I said, Id like to know
Why is the service here so slow?
I ordered lunch an hour ago.
said, its a disgrace.
Its always dreadful in this place.
Of training staff, there is no trace.
I called, this bread tastes old.
Whats more, the soup is rather cold.
A fly therein I do behold.
It is the
best the chef can do.
Id hide that fly if I were you
Or all the rest will want one too!
I cried, this meals so small,
Its hard to see the meat at all
- The vegs infinitesimal.
gastro pubs are cuisines shame.
Its art, appearance, thats
You should have dined before you came.
I screamed, is this bill true,
Or all the debts of the EU?
I cant believe this much is due.
punters cash we have to gain
Within the brief time they remain.
- They never come back here
I yelled, leaving the scene,
This pubs the worst Ive
I wish that I had never been!
those other punters, too
All think this place is run for you!
Sod off! -
this, no tips in view.