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Trisha's Roach Coach Dinner On Wheels
by Rick Tornello

From the tarmac to the table
We’re Organic Road Kill Mobile.
We only serve what we hit
And we most assuredly never ever use a brick.
Served right here
From the counter of this truck
 
It’s organic we’re sure it’s nice
No NGOs or artificial color
Only asphalt, and real concrete flavor
Along with a little road dust for spice.
 
From street to the plate.
From tarmac to the table.
We are most certifiable.
Get it now while you’re able
We only serve what we hit.
 
Tar-tar or well done
Pulled or on the bone
Squashed and slippery
Call us for delivery.

 
BEEP BEEP TOOT TOOT




by RdotTornello © 2018 & the Village idiot Press