Theresa May
Farted With Disappointment When Election Result
Became Clear Claims Tory Insider
by Danny Soz
A source close
to Prime Minister, Theresa May, revealed last
night that she broke wind as news of her
impending disaster at the polls became clear last
June.
The anonymous
insider told us: "I was standing right
behind her when the exit poll results started
coming in.
"Seconds
after she was handed the forecast on a sheet of
paper, she broke wind.
"It was
pretty loud and the stench was absolutely
outrageous to be fair.
"I
remember Boris Johnson exclaiming, "What a
rip-snorter Prime Minister. You could sew a
button on that"
"David
Davies and a couple of the PM's advisors actually
started gagging, while Andrea Ledsom hurried from
the room with a hankie covering her nose and
mouth just seconds afterwards.
"The
Prime Minister seemed oblivious to the furore to
be honest, but she did walk over to the window to
open a fan light a minute or so later"
This latest
revelation mirrors a disclosure made by the late,
former Foreign Secretary, George Brown, who
revealed in his memoirs, that, in 1964, the then
Minister of Transport, Barbara Castle, unleashed
a thunderous "double-barrel' during a summit
conference with Russian President, Leonid
Brezhnev, when the Russian challenged her stance
on his nation's nuclear weapons build-up.
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