Farted With Disappointment When Election Result
Became Clear Claims Tory Insider
by Danny Soz
A source close
to Prime Minister, Theresa May, revealed last
night that she broke wind as news of her
impending disaster at the polls became clear last
insider told us: "I was standing right
behind her when the exit poll results started
after she was handed the forecast on a sheet of
paper, she broke wind.
pretty loud and the stench was absolutely
outrageous to be fair.
remember Boris Johnson exclaiming, "What a
rip-snorter Prime Minister. You could sew a
button on that"
Davies and a couple of the PM's advisors actually
started gagging, while Andrea Ledsom hurried from
the room with a hankie covering her nose and
mouth just seconds afterwards.
Prime Minister seemed oblivious to the furore to
be honest, but she did walk over to the window to
open a fan light a minute or so later"
revelation mirrors a disclosure made by the late,
former Foreign Secretary, George Brown, who
revealed in his memoirs, that, in 1964, the then
Minister of Transport, Barbara Castle, unleashed
a thunderous "double-barrel' during a summit
conference with Russian President, Leonid
Brezhnev, when the Russian challenged her stance
on his nation's nuclear weapons build-up.