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On A Possible Origin Of Dust Bunnies
by Rick Tornello

A question that has been vexing the universe
Since monkeys began to talk:
“Where do dust bunnies come from
since they have no feet and can’t even walk?”

I discovered on possibility right before my eyes
Well more like when I looked down and to my surprise:
A long-haired tabby whose name and character are Glitched,
ran by chasing invisible gray aliens while I noticed
her fur being flit.

Into the corner they flew attracting floaty things
through their negative charge as it must.
Growing right there in front of me
Bunnies made of dust.

So to that age old question put to me some time ago
Yes as far as dust bunnies go
I do know where and how they grow.

Maybe to me a Nobel Prize will go?
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