village in Greece; name of Chrosto.
That's noted for nowt much to say!
So it caused quite a bit o
when a limousine appened their way.
It parked up in front of
(the only 'otel wi some clout),
and out from the rear of the Limo,
a German, named Herman got out.
wanting a room! barked the German.
And Im not bothered, how much
Placing one hundred euros ont
But, first show me where I would
Dimitri then called
(his eyes never leaving the note).
Show this gentleman up to his
whilst praying it gained Hermans
He scooped up the
one hundred euros
- in a trice he was up on is feet,
and 'urried across to the Butchers,
to settle the bill for is meat.
Pal, said Dimitri.
for making you wait, for a bit.
At least Ive been paid!
(now clutching the note in his mitt).
Spiros then took
the one 'undred,
and (not in the straightest of lines)
he staggered tt shop in the village,
where Costas sold ouzo and
Now, Costas, was
fairly bowled over,
at the sight of is customers
Hed never expected a payment.
(Well, not while he still ad is
So the cash, once
again changed its owner,
into Costass wandering paws.
(I say that, as Costas owed money,
to one of the village's whores!)
The name of this
siren was Trixi.
Whod given im credit, for sex.
On account of he adn't a
(well, apart from the one in is
So e opped
on is bike with the money
and cycled to Trixis abode.
Where e managed a quick Hows
Then paid her the money, he owed.
Now, this saved
the day for young Trixi.
As she was a debtor as well.
Shed kept out, the way o
Cos she owed for some rooms at thotel.
But now she were
flush, she got cocky
(and I dont mean a china-mans,
She marched intt Hotel
and give the desk-bell a quick ding.
Dimitri, all smiles,
with a What can I do fer yer, Pet?
I ope yer not wantin a room,
Cos youve not paid fot last buggers,
Well, Trixi was not
for the baitin.
Its thems that Ive
come about, Chuck.
Placing one 'undred euros a-front him
(the very same note that e'd took!)
so, smiled Dimitri.
Consider your debt cancelled out.
If, ever yer short o a mattress,
remember ter gi us a shout.
As Trixi then left
for a client
(and skipped down the path, through the
Herman had donet throom
and e wasn't best appy at t'state.
The room is a
as he snatched up his note from the bar.
So Ill have, back my hundred,
Then he left and drove off in his car.
In the sleepy Greek
village of Chrosto,
Theres nowt much that appens,
Theyre waiting ft Bale-out
(Yet yerve just witnessed one,
Cos, when Greece
gets a hold o the money,
theyll, simply just pass it about.
And Herman will charge em
- in Interest, for not