|Back in the 'nineties',
Lorena and John
were making the news with a right
Johns marriage commitments, he just
So she chopped off his chopper
whilst he was asleep!
Lorena then (finally) came
to her senses.
So shocked with her handiworks dire
Her unkindest cut must have
broken the law,
so she picked up his winkle
and ran for the door.
She weighed-up her
actions of penile-castration
and possible outcomes for her situation?
So relieved, John, no longer could give
her a poke
- just a bit of a bollocking,
when he awoke!
her engine, she drove up the street
(Johns tip, screaming
Foul! from the passenger seat!).
I must get away! frowned the
For cutting a cock off, Im
sure to get Life.
chances of not getting caught,
Lorena was vexed with a terrible thought.
- Caught in possession of dick,
promised failure ;
She needed to jettison Johns
She wound down the
window, took hold of his bit
and threw it as far as her strength would
But javelin-throwing was
never her thing
preventing Lorena from aiming her fling.
Well, a high-flying
pricks bad enough (if you please),
but can only get worse if its
caught in a breeze!
For, driving behind ; a few car-lengths
were Paddy and Murphy, just out for the
Now riding the air-stream,
the penis flew back
and bounced off their screen with a good,
At which, Paddy turned to his friend,
with the cry
Did yer witness the size of the
knob on that fly?
Thats not the
whole story (so happy to say).
They found it and sewed it back on, the
However the surgeon warned John;
theres a chance that the thing
might come off in your hand!
But he need not
have worried; his wand stayed
and earned him a fortune from films,
Yet the moral is - if you are tempted to
make sure that your knives are locked,