Can't Take a
by Tom Schmidt
Jack and Sally
were very much a typical young engaged couple.
Wanting to live together for a while before
formally getting married, Sally was determined to
make sure that the couple could get along as
domestic partners before the big commitment date. So
she insisted that both of them share the
household chores 50/50. That meant that Jack
was expected to wash dishes and do laundry on
specific nights each week.
Tuesday was a
long day for Jack and when he got home late that
night, he noticed that Sally was not around. Tired
and exhausted from work, Jack went straight off
to bed without even making himself dinner. He
was fast asleep when Sally finally got home and
was unaware that his young fiancÚ had slipped
into bed shortly after 10 PM.
Jack awoke a
short time later when he felt a hand softly going
through his hair in a sensual, loving manner. Still
groggy from his short sleep, Jack could see the
smiling Sally lying next to him under the covers.
Instinctively reaching across, Jack started to
caress the back of his fiancÚ . He suddenly
stopped when he realized that Sally was not
wearing her normal nightgown. In fact, the
young girl was naked, naked as a jaybird. Perplexed,
he looked across at Sally and saw her winking and
grinning back at him. Then it hit him.
God Sally. I am so sorry. I
completely forgot to do laundry last night.
And with that,
the young man fell back asleep while his fiancÚ
looked on in disappointment