by Stephen Philip Druce
swimming and forgot my swimming costume.
Thankfully the pool attendant lent me a pair -
has worn these?" i asked him.
I said concerned. He said -
every scummy warts-infected, sloppy breasted,
sperm-sloshed, scabby unwashed, crusty musty
tramp with fleas and residue herpes, every hairy
assed and pubic lice-ridden, flaky skinned and
gonorrhoea-hidden, sweaty balled, syphillis and
piss installed, filthy toe rag and fornicating
sordid man slag on the face of God's earth".
wear those" I said, "why not?" he
there's a picture of Des O'connor on the front of
them" I said.