|So Vayne, you vake
me from sleep,
vhat can I do you?
Wow. Now that you're here,
I don't know what to ask.
Maybe you vant I
should talk about my teeries,
time-space, relativity. Gravitation, das
is a big vun now.
Nah, I probably
wouldn't understand them anyway.
Maybe we can just hang out and shoot the
Vat's hanging out?
I should check my zipper, maybe?
Shooting da breeze, Now dat sounds
No, I mean what do
you want to talk about?
Physics and mathematics aren't my things.
Not your tings?
Everyting is physics and math.
But enough about dat. Spring training, it's
You know about
I would never have guessed it.
Vhy not? Baseball,
it's just physics in motion.
Beautiful. Not like that football. Icchhh!
Talk about super colliders.
So do you have a
Do you and your physicist buddies ever
make a friendly wager?
Acchh! Even an
Einstein can't predict baseball. Too many
Of course, I know already how dis season
You know? How do
Have you seen the future?
Future. Past. Same ting. It's all
Ha! Dat's a joke I make mit my physics
Very funny. Stephen
Hawking makes bad puns about black holes.
You know Stephen Hawking, don't you?
Stevie, sure. I
give him ideas;
He tells me knock knock jokes.
Knock knock jokes?
You got to be kidding?
Knock Knock. Who
dere? Heinrich Hertz. Heinrich Hertz who?
My heinie hurts vhen I poo. I got a
million of dem. Vant to hear?
Not really. Oh,
look at the time.
I gotta go.
Time, shmime. It's
So Isaac Newton and Neils Bohr valk into