The Story of How
Tony-No-Nose Got His Name
by Richard Brockenflabel
Once upon a
freaken time, we found out one of our guys was
working with the Feds, cuz... we found a bug on
him.
So a couple of
dah boys take dis guy ya see...Tony-No-Hands into
the desert outside of Vegas to be 'Iced'.
Strange
freaken place to find ice, in the desert, ayzz?
Anyways...
So they take
him out and figured they iced him good, right?
Well somehow,
he survives.
He manages to
make it thru the desert, with no food and no
water thru desert heat, wild animals, insects...creatures
and stuff all the way back.
He finally
makes it into the club...completely exhausted, ok.
Because he
just came from the desert, with insects and stuff...
this beeee-utiful freaken little Butterfly that
must've been on his back... flies around and
lands on his big NOSE, right...
All's somebody
remembered hearing was..."He's got a bug!!!!!!..."
Well the rest
you can guess...
And thats the
reason why they call him Tony-No-Nose.
So the moral
to the story is...Don't Do Bugs!!!
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