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Telefunken
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

My mother and I were staying at the elegant hotel Splendide in Lugano, Switzerland in the mid 1980’s.

My husband accused me of starting him smoking Havanas because I bought a box for him at the Paris duty free shop. That apparently got him hooked.

I was amused to see about 20 seed havanas on the mantle piece in the empty lounge each with a band with the words ‘Telefunken’.

The delegates were nowhere to be found. They must I presumed be in the dining room. The cigars were given by the company as a gesture of good will to accompany their after dinner brandies.

I thought of my husband’s love for cigars but had no idea if they were Havanas. I didn’t just steal one or two, I stole the lot.

My mother was furious and insisted I return them at once. I refused and couldn’t stop laughing. My husband was thrilled with my booty when I got back.


Written at Nightingale 24/11/24