Rat World
by Doug Hawley
During the cold war,
scientists in Bulgaria were trying to develop the
perfect soldier. They did not know at that
time that the perfect soldier would appear in 342
cheap science fiction movies. They began by
doing genetic experiments to increase the
aggressiveness of rats. They began by
dividing the rats into four groups in increasing
order of aggression. They bred the rats in
each of the four groups to observe how that
changed their aggression. At that point,
none of the groups were very aggressive, so they
took the fourth group and divided it into normal
aggression and the beyond normal meta aggression
subsets.
When the group of the most
aggressive group mated and gave birth, their pups
grew up, broke out of their cage and killed all
of the scientists. Most moralists blamed the
tragedy on the scientists playing God, but any
English Professor could see that the problem was
mixing meta-fours.
The author
– husband, bigfoot whisperer, hiker, hobby
writer, snowshoer, multi-faceted volunteer, ex-actuary
and mathematician. https://sites.google.com/site/aberrantword/.
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