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Not A Clue
by Joanna M. Weston

the cook in the kitchen
poisoned the candy

the butler in the hall
found the poker handy

the captain in the library
over-spiked the brandy

the lady in the bedroom
roped high the dandy

the child in the garden
buried one all sandy

the maid in the diner
drank all the shandy