NASA Pluto Probe
Discovers Oddly Familiar Tabloid
mind a few Milky Way types coming here the odd
time, within reason, but they should bloody well
accept the way we do things here!!!
grandchildren are afraid of Neptunians who speak
in senses they cant understand!!!
illegitimate international community must be held
accountable to the cosmic community.
Does raw star
plasma cure cancer of the
dark matter, it causes gibbagibagibbaipbampeep of
spongers from Mercury stealing our sulphur?
Too many of
our kids are learning useless soft subjects like
astral engineering, black hole management, and
tourists are bankrupting Jupiter!
time travel and suspended-animation-space-odyssey industry is
being ruined by pointless, bureaucratic health and
Uranus warns: Alpha Centauri dictator
can launch hostile probe in just one million
published at glossynews.com: http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201507211053/nasa-probe-discovers-oddly-familiar-tabloid/
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