by Doug Hawley
|I have the body of
a twenty year old
I keep it in the refrigerator for
I was worried when I was told that I was
in room 205 at the hospital
But when I checked in the room, I found
out that it was someone else.
I dont want to die with my boots on
Because I dont wear boots to bed.
I check the obituaries before I get out
If I am in them there is no reason to get
out of bed.
I heard someone about my size and age had
died on a bicycle
I was worried until I remembered
that I didnt have a bike.
I want to die in my sleep like Uncle Fred
Unlike the people in the house he burned
down after blocking the doors.
I dont want to die in the saddle
So I avoid horses and tack shops.