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George the fascinating Bulgarian
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

Part 1

It was the 60s and I was the face of Global in Oxford Street, London on reception. Foreign Visitors would pick someone sitting at the long reception counter and queue up until it was their turn.

I gasped when I saw this extraordinary middle-aged man with huge brown wavy sideburns that didn’t leave much room for his obviously foreign features. I was mesmerised and hoped desperately that he would come to me. He did and thus enigmatic George entered my life.

I was an immature twenty something and he was probably at least 48 which seemed old.

He wanted a holiday package deal on a beach in Mallorca. I said I would try and get him what he wanted.

He volunteered his phone number and, looking me straight in the eye, said in a charming polite manner, ‘I do hope you ring me soon’.

My heart was thumping as I subliminally got his message.

English men or boys never made eye contact especially in your personal space. So I knew he was no way English and was attracted to me.

Part 2

George told me how he and Demeter had escaped the Communism Regime in the 60s that suppressed his talent as an artist and his early interest in
architecture.

Without money they somehow managed to secure their bodies under the belly of the train heading for Istanbul. George had meticulously planned the route and knew that the train slowed down when it arrived at the Turkish border. It went five times just inside Turkey, the road to freedom.

They jumped off the train when it slowed down and unhurt began the trek to freedom only to be captured and imprisoned in a detention centre.

It was a nightmare waiting and waiting to apply for a permanent visa to America the land of their dreams.

But then came word that Bulgarians especially from a Communist Regime were looked down on and despised.

George then made the decision to emigrate to Australia who wanted new blood for their evolving continent. I have no idea if Demeter also applied. He never said.

So George began a new free life and trained and eventually qualified as an architect. He applied for and got Australian citizenship.

However, after 20 or was it 30 years, he decided he wanted to move to London as the capital had more culture.

Part 3

I never fell in love with him but over the years grew very fond of him.

His main love was his handmade Green Morgan which I rarely saw as I think he must have left it in a garage.
He lived in a bedsitter in Bayswater close to Notting Hill Gate end but still W2 postcode.

He would make his daily Bulgarian yogurt himself from a mother source he got from his sister in Sofia. It would ferment on his bedsit radiator. Greek yogurt was not available in the UK in those days. I thought it tasted sour and horrible. What did I know?

George told me how he had confidently walked into Bush House in the West End and told ‘them’ that the UK had to have a Bulgarian radio station with a broadcaster reading the world news weekly, or was it daily. Naturally he offered himself for the job having had some radio broadcasting experience in Australia.
Demeter, his lifelong friend found work as a radio broadcaster in Germany. It helped that he had, so he boasted, a wealthy uncle residing in Switzerland.

The years rolled by and then I encountered him when he actually was broadcasting but I never heard him speak. I remember he told me that if he coughed,
he would have to immediately press a special button to drown the sound! I gathered he may have been drinking ‘on the job’.

Later he went upmarket to a small top floor flat in Cheyne Walk, Chelsea with Demeter next door. By this time he was painting and told me he signed the name Dascal as his art signature.

He also spoke of Hollywood and doing business with the movie producer and art collector Sam Spiegel.

He was the only person in the world to call meJilka as Jilliana hadn’t been born.

Written 4/9/26 in Nightingale, London.