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First order Dunhill’s or The Art of the Cigar Label
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

In Paris in the 80s I came across a stack of mint condition embossed cigar labels just waiting for me. They were large for the inside of the cigar box plus the seals and smaller rectangular labels with the same design which went on the outside of the box.

I bought one of each, there were about 35 and when I got back to London, invested in a presentation album to put my treasures in. Where to get an order of consequence?

One afternoon I was walking along Jermyn Street when I noticed Dunhills. Bingo! I was not dressed for the occasion and had never been in such a smart traditional men’s shop before.

Clutching my precious album I approached a smart British snobbish lady with a plum in her throat and said I wanted to see the marketing manager.
Did I have an appointment?
Did I have a business card?
No was the answer.

The woman looked confused because she of course had never seen a vintage cigar label in her life and had no idea what I was talking about. I was told to wait and she disappeared into the unknown.
Within minutes she came back breathless. Gone was the plum in her throat when she announced that Mr Weir
Would give me an audience.

I had not heard that word before but followed her to an upper floor full of executive offices. Mr Robin Weir was waiting for me beaming with an outstretched hand. Never had I been treated so royally after all I was off the street so to speak.

Mr Weir sat down to inspect my merchandise thoroughly with an elegant magnifier. He understood what I had brought him and spontaneously said Dunhills would give me an order of 30 of each label.

At that time I was living in Paris so the clever Mr Weir suggested the Paris office pay me and the delivery of the labels would be to their office. Back I went to Paris and purchased for cash, bien sur, the stock which I would live off for years.

I never asked Mr Weir what he planned to do with my labels and did not find out until years later when I bought a heavy American book on the Art of the cigar label first edition 1989. In the preface it explained that collectors in the USA had woken up to their true heritage and had started to collect their own culture inspired by an exhibition at Macy’s of framed beautiful European cigar labels at high prices.

Robin Weir and myself had accidentally influenced the American Ephemera collectibles market prices.

Written 10/2/2025 at Nightingale.