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Far From English
by Joanna M. Weston

my error was in writing
a note to aardvarks
forgetting their English
was far from perfect

I should have written
in basic ungulatian argot
as it was they turned
their backs   flapped their ears
and wriggled their butts

all I asked was to share
an ant or two