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8 Alexandra Mansions LONDON NW6
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

It was time to buy a flat but I left it so long that the prices jumped up. I originally wanted Hampstead or Swiss Cottage but in the end settled for a cozy one bedroom third floor flat in a good looking red brick Edwardian mansion block in West Hampstead.

I was already attracted to bric a brac and had purchased a large sepia framed romantic print of ladies for £1 from the porter at Bonhams who had bought it for 25p!

I already had my stuffed barn owl that I had bought from a taxidermist in Rome and a deer head that I had picked up somewhere called Frederika. Little did I know that I would ultimately become an international dealer of collectibles. The collecting bug had started.

The kitchen diner had a large old table which was the focal point of the rustic room with brown walls so typical of the 70’s. It was, however, warm having a cozy ambiance.

The living room had tongue and groove clad walls also stained in tan except one wall had been painted by Philippe Amos my Anglo-French boyfriend with Grecian iconic influenced religious imagery.

There was a large mirror I had bought from a closing down old shop in Holborn. It was an advertising mirror with the image of Cardinal Wolsey at the top of the glass. It had been the logo of Wolsey hosiery made in Leicester. The Cardinal ‘saw’ everything and there was plenty to see!!

The bedroom had been designed by Maria a Colombian designer who had been one of my English language students. The walls were turquoise and purple material cascaded from a central light up above. The wardrobe had been painted by Philippe in his iconic style and blended well with the purple duvet. It was a seductive bedroom.

No doubt it attracted the Egyptian dancer Shinasi and his Swedish wife when they rented my flat while I was in Paris. I had an arrangement that I could stay before the new tenants moved in. A Swiss dancer with a timid Moroccan wife.

They were, like Shinasi, erotic dancers from Raymond’s Revue Bar. He stayed 6 months and the other couple did as well.

No doubt Cardinal Wolsey was watching them as they rehearsed in the living room. I shall never know.

Written in Nightingale
23/11/24