|You may think all's
As the pet scene you survey
I have news that's quite pathetic--
Glowing cats are on their way.
Cats are currently quite
When they leap on sleepers' chests.
Phosphorescence'd make them freaky
Sometimes change ain't for the best.
Imagine seeing in
the dark gloom
Creeping cats that glow at night.
Keep one handy in the bathroom--
No more fumbling for the light!
Cats are haughty
balls of fun,
It's their world we're livin' in--
If I see a fiery cloned one
You can call my next of kin.