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Beep Beep Stop Beep
by Mike Epifani

Pete Silva had a problem.

He enjoyed talking dirty in bed, he was just terrified to do so.

He didn’t really have a need or want for the woman to respond back. He enjoyed brief dirty talk on his end to make the whole experience seem more pornographic and animalistic but was content quickly and until completion. He found the sound of his own voice awkward and his physique a weak backing to such masculine confidence. He was at a loss to how he could accomplish his desire without compromising his comfort.

Then, one day, after years of sleepless nights and cold sweats, Pete Silva finally came up with a solution. 

He learned morse code.

Now, when he’s fingering a woman during foreplay, he can send her a dirty telegraph, and she’s none the wiser.