Anywhere
by Phil Temples
The dimwitted
zookeeper spoke to the veterinarian, “I got
a riddle for you, Doc--Where does an 800-pound
gorilla sleep?”
They both eyed
the extremely large Western lowland gorilla that
had arrived yesterday from Cameroon. Upon
hearing the zookeeper’s voice, the gorilla
ambled over to the side of the cage where they
both stood.
“I don’t
know,” replied the veterinarian. “Where?”
The doctor of
course knew the answer to the tired riddle.
“Anywhere
I damn well please!” replied the gorilla.
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