Beppo on the side in VERY BIG LETTERS,
Captain. The pilot squinted into the screen
and distorted his face into a doughnut in the
officer agreed. Must be right then, Captain;
anything written THAT BIG has to be right.
the ships Oracle, Purser, shouted the
Captain whose cage was definitely starting to
disappeared into the Oracular compartment, but
was back in less time than it takes to say it.
Too busy said Purse.
said the Captain, I cannot believe that any
Admiralty Starship can have the ridiculous name
dont think its all that odd, Captain,
is supposed mean?
its not all that odd a name considering the
Admiralty chose to name you Warthog,
the Oracle again, Purser! spat the captain.
and returned to the Oracular compartment.
said Purse on his swift return; but the
Oracle did make an observation.
man, spit it out, said Captain Warthog (who
was called George Bernard Shaw by his friends,
but he didnt have any; so he wasnt).
Oracle said that the letters were indeed VERY BIG,
but it looked like theyd been painted on by
a welder with a donkeys arse. That is,
using a donkeys arse, you
understand. Purse went back about his
business that mostly consisted of looking for
things to count.
said Captain George Bernard Shaw aka Warthog.
me sir! Monopoly board Agnostic,
jumped up and down with his hand up.
Nose-drip? Speak up man! Warthog did his
own jumping up and down on the spot while
hallucinating on waterholes in the Serengeti.
be a scam, sir, said First Mate Agnostic (who
was called Nose-drip by his relatives,
of which there was a whole planetful. Confusingly,
they were all called Nose-drip. In
that tongue it translated to God of the
Diamond Throat Lozenge. Slightly more
decorous but no less irritating).
be Parrots. Sir.
raised his eyes heavenwards. Any idea where
this mans brain is, Purser? said the
hes anything like the rest of your race,
sir, Id go for groin area. Ive never
detected much activity above that.
In the darkest deepnesses of deep space, a
starship benignly sailed, externally adorned with
a welder and a donkey. Writ large and
incompetently on the starships hull was
BEP. A suited figure floated
gracefully from the hatch, and stood back with
hands on hips, surveying the sign-writing
BEP fit in with The Queen of
the Skies that we ordered?
only spell, BEPPO. Said the
In the deepest darknesses of deep space, a fleet
of star ships sailed benignly towards a starship
called BEPPO, which also sailed
benignly. Of course.
The fleet of
ships, which were all called BEPPO,
acknowledged the starship called
Warthog addressed the approaching fleet. "For
a donkey who cant spell, that guy sure gets
a lot of work.
Back at the plot, zngyerghb has just betrayed
kjfngklgj to the fkjnbkj. Whbk flies in on a kurt
kjlk. Fast. Or slow if the time zone is Thursday
Never did get
the hang of plots.