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Skip Hand
by Jerry Guarino

Retirement means different activities for different people. For Anthony, now 72, it meant more time for television, movies, music and playing online bridge. Ever since his days in Vietnam, bridge has been a favorite pastime. Now that he could play online, he could play it wherever and whenever he wanted, not needing other players or wasting time passing out cards.

He set up a media room with all the technology an old man needed. A fast WIFI signal, an Apple computer, an iPhone, an iPad, an Alexa Show and a superior BOSE home theater system. Bookcases with hundreds of 4K movies adorned the wall. If he needed to know something, he could ask Alexa or his AI assistant Claude, without getting out of his seat. He also had a small fridge, microwave and toaster for sustenance. The only comfort missing was a bathroom, but that was only 15 yards away.

This was his way of passing the time until the inevitable end of life s journey. He was pretty content. In short, he had created his nirvana, a safe space to live out his days.

When he wasn t watching television or listening to music, he would play online bridge. As I stated, the online version meant he could play whenever he wanted. It also meant he could end any hand he didn t like. So, if the opposition players were going to make their bid, especially a slam, Anthony would just skip hand and a new set of cards would automatically appear. He could win virtually every game, a comfort in his old age. This was the way he wanted to go out, with unlimited entertainment of his choosing and mastering a game he had loved since the Vietnam War.

Everyone approaches their life journey differently. Anthony found solace in controlling his environment, as if that might mean he could control his destiny after death. Surely his lifestyle wouldn t offend his creator. He never smoked, used drugs or drank alcohol. He didn t gamble, an addiction that consumed his father and kept his family in poverty. He gave to his church and donated to other charities. He was a good person and was grateful for his blessings.

Those blessings included his children and grandchildren, reminders of what truly matters in life. And of course, his second wife, a constant source of love. They traveled more now, even going to Europe and a cruise. Although they weren t wealthy, they had money to travel, another way retirees spent their days.

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Alexa, play chamber music . Mozart and Hayden compositions played softly to accompany his mood and prepare for another game.

Anthony opened his iPad and the bridge game. Hoping to end the day with a win, he smiled. A run of eight clubs, with aces and kings in the other suits, meant he could bid a slam, seven no-trump. He loved bidding no trump because it gave him some satisfaction that the political environment demanded. He would sleep well that night.

Skip Hand by Jerry Guarino
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