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At The (Canadian) Cottage
by Lyn McCauley

At the cottage with dad: Beer. Buddies. Beer. Sitting under a tree. Beer. Sitting in the boat. Beer. Fishing. Beer.

At the cottage with mom: Pack the beer, pack the clothes, pack the food, pack the gear, pack the kids, unpack the car, kill the bugs, make the beds, cook the food, do the dishes, cook the food, do the dishes, cook the food, do the dishes, serve the beer. Pack the food, pack the gear, pack the kids, pack the car. Unpack the car, unpack the food, unpack the gear, unpack the kids, do the laundry, do the laundry, do the laundry. Pray for rain.

Dad loved the cottage. Mom? Not so much.