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The Aristocratic Cat
by Neil Ellman

intones like a Brahmin
and has no friends
neither lion nor tiger
nor ocelot
it takes no joy
in the hoi polloi
of other cats
less like itself
with a lesser pedigree
and academic degree
from a public schoool.