|Your Madoff money
got clawed back
Your expert lawyer was a hack
The IRS still wants its share
And you dont have a dime to spare.
Buffett Tax is looming
The divorce payments booming
The real estate bubble has exploded
Your derivative investments have imploded.
Your banker friend
Squealed to the IRS
Your hidden stash of money
Has landed you in a mess.
economy has gone under
Your drachma investment was a blunder.
You sank the rest in housing deals
And now youre quite down at the
investments have all gone bust
Especially that real estate investment
Youve nothing left but bills and
While lawyers attack with calls and faxes.
You signed on as
But profits plunged so you had to go
The buyout you got was a mere eight
Now youre the laughing stock of the
Your staff kept
your private jet neat as a pin.
You never even spoke the words
Now your jet is gone and when you fly
You take off your shoes like a regular
You stirred your
coffee with a silver spoon.
Your stock portfolio was over the moon!
Now the moneys gone. Youre
Youre the Walmart greeter who calls