He Wants Me
Naked When I Fling The Front Door Open: Joan
Price's "Ageless Erotica"
by Roz Warren
If you want a
glimpse into the erotic imaginations of sex
writers whove been around the block a few
times, pick up a copy of Ageless
Erotica a new collection of sex
writing by, for and about seniors.
Joan Price, 69,
is on a mission to talk out loud about
senior sex. She gives lectures. She holds
workshops. And she writes books.
Better than I Ever Expected: Straight Talk
about Sex After Sixty was followed by
Naked At Our Age: Talking Out Loud About
Senior Sex. And now theres
Ageless Erotica, described as a
steamy assortment of erotic stories and
memoir essays written for a mature audience.
collects tales of seniors from all walks of life,
gay and straight, vanilla and kinky, taking
their clothes off and having fun. Ive
never found erotica much of a turn-on, but I
still got a kick out of reading it. I even
learned a few things. (Masturbation clubs
for women? Who knew?)
are a fascinating mix of the sensual, the medical
and the humorous. The writing itself is all over
the place. Laughingly abysmal. Unabashedly smutty.
And, often, oddly moving.
sampling of my favorite lines:
was a ravenous hollow.
flash, he was butt-naked except for his socks.
in places I didnt know I had.
blue cock. Would anything else on earth ever feel
his instrument with my mouth as if it were a
amazingly well constructed, he said.
Theres evidence of too much sun on
exposed areas, leaving a coarseness to the skin,
but, he added, stroking my ass, the
hidden parts are the silkiest Ive ever felt.
her breasts away from her chest, he kissed his
way down, until he found her sparse, gray pubic
lifetime of hard work let me afford trendy
such beautiful, manly nipples, sweetheart.
skipped teasing him with the knitted glove and
went straight to the surgical one -- in my actual
incoherence is always a positive sign at that
point in our lovemaking.
me naked when I fling the front door open.
my boyish charm, as Im told, that hangs
around, unlike my hair.
included the inevitable butt plug.
date requires a slow day beforehand and a
the bedroom? I asked with a wink.
the sheets and yell, Fuck, oh fuck, yes,
yes, yes, do me, oh do me, thank you Sir, oh fuck,
fuck, yes, yes, yes!
naked before we even washed our vibrators.
couldnt remember if I had shaved the gray
hairs from my lollipop just in case it was going
to get licked.
took my legs and spread them like a wishbone.
Maynard, youre as hard as a prize salami!
thank my hormone supplements. They do wonders for
this kind of thing.
question when we met was, do you know how
to gut a deer?
Im prepared, code for the
Levitra pill he took a half hour ago.
resumed a normal rhythm, all fears of another
slid around my clit, which Ive named Ethel,
and over it, and too soon, I flooded with warmth.
need to visit sex sites like Adam and
Eve or Smitten Kitten to get
your copy. (Not that theres anything
wrong with that.) You can find Ageless
Erotica at your local indy bookstore.
not in stock, just give the salesperson a
lascivious wink and ask him to order it for you.