In the middle
of December, we hold solid position on the Red
Square. She stops suddenly, declaring: I
love you Victor.
Saint Aljehin! What shall I say now? What are my
options! Think Victor think! Its your move.
I could respond with Shakespeares attack:
me not why my love for thee
No! No! She
wont understand a word. Think fast Victor!
I could surprise opponent with Groff Dracula
Love let me take care of that pulsating vein on
your beautiful neck and youll win one way
ticket to Transylvania.
conservative, to pessimistic! Think Victor, you
are running short of time! How about Ron
Jeremys answer from Naughty
my circumcised 25 cm love you too
thats it baby
that would be worse than World War II. It seems
she whispers Victor again. I shall
use Sicilian defence, it is so popular nowadays.
I got you baby, Sicilian defence, Michael
broke my heart Fredo. You are not my brother
see our mother before you go
It will be catastrophe if I use it now! The snow
is pilling on her blue cap, while cold sweat is
cooling my spine. I have to neutralize this
pressure. Grandmaster Petrosian recommends French
exchange variation in such situation, but it is
to goddamn cold for swinging with tongue in this
winter. Im dead man. Maybe not
not. What does eastern philosophy teach us! Ha!
Art of War, Sun Tzu gambit!
you dont know how strong the enemy is, just
wait. Patience will be awarded. Let him make
first move. I got you, I got you know!
I have plenty of time actually. Wait Victor! Wait
and you will win it easily. 1 sec
swelling in her blue eyes. Victor!
philosophy, fuck! All my pieces are trapped. I am
losing this match! Lets try something new!
How did Bush respond to banners WE LOVE
BUSH! on republicans convention in
thank you! We must continue fighting
against evil! We must attack terrorists before
they attack us. This people dont love
freedom and they dont love our freedom and
they dont love us who want freedom!
win her heart with this, I am 100% sure I
wont. I wonder what was wrong with Laura. I
better offer a draw.
breakthrough, let me try Stallone counterattack.
How come, I didnt think about it before!
The final scene of Rocky I. Sly, bloody and
busted roaring in the middle of ring:
shout! I will shout so loud, that Putin will hear
me in Kremlin
I will shout so loud that
Lenin will flee from mausoleum. My time is up!
Lets finish this. But her name is not
Adrian, she is goddamn Svetlana. She will cremate
me if I call her Adrian. O
it Victor! Goodbye! She runs away.
I shout after her: You didnt give me
enough time to think it over
She runs even
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