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Bugget Off!
by Jeff Burton

I woke up to a terrible din
Someone was knocking 'Let me in!'
They wanted to save me from my sin
So I told them 'Bugger off!'

The phone said caller ID unknown
Some Indian from Sierra Leone
Wanting to sell me a mobile phone
So I told him 'Bugger off!'

As I've got older I have faced
That I have less time left to waste
So it has become my taste
To tell them 'Bugger off!'

I may be grumpy, it may be true
But wait until they bother you
You'll tell them all as I did too
To go and bugger off

This world we live in could be great
If, instead of tolerate,
We firmly say to those we hate
'Get out and bugger off!'