Hell -- A List Of Unsavory, Alarming And
Downright Nasty Things Librarians Have Found In
by Roz Warren
A dead frog
A used band-aid
A squashed and leaking Ketchup packet.
Toe nail clippings
Dozens and dozens of baby roaches
A slice of bacon
A crushed cigarette
A used Q-Tip
A used condom (and it was in a Bible!)
A grilled cheese sandwich
A cemetery plot.
Toilet Paper (Thankfully, unused.)
Hair. (From everywhere.)
A cigarette butt.
An ad for lap dances (in a childrens book!)
Questionable food stains
A dirty diaper
A slice of American cheese.
library patrons! The next time youre
tempted to mark your place in one of our books
with insects, snacks, porn or anything that used
to be part of your body?
As a librarian
I officially give you permission to just dog ear