| A Writer's Life:
                Limo Serviceby Joanne Arnott
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                life isnt boring! Theo protests, as I
                push him on the swing. I am doing this as a
                personal favour: he is far too big and capable to
                actually need my assistance with this.  Isidore chimes
                in, Youre an Author! Jules wanders
                too close to the arc of the swing. Shouted
                warnings, attempts to stop the swing, all to no
                avail. He is thrust to the dust with the helpless
                prod of his elder brothers foot. No serious
                injury.  I am reminded
                how exciting my life really is... My plan had
                been to put the kids to work, helping me to clean
                the apartment. I would then return the key to the
                manager, and ask him to call a taxi for us. As
                things turned out, however, the kids werent
                a great deal of help, and they inadvertently
                knocked a closet door off its moorings, in the
                bedroom with only three walls. I really
                didnt feel like engaging with the manager
                at all. After cleaning the apartment to the best
                of my ability, I slipped the key through his mail
                slot, and skulked away in not-very-good humour. I
                carried the vacuum, mop, broom, the bucket of
                rags and cleaning agents, down to the street. I
                instructed my young sons to watch for a taxi,
                reminding them what a taxi looks like, and asked
                that they let me know when they saw one. We watched the
                stream of traffic pass, pause for the nearby
                lights, and pass some more buses, trucks,
                cars. No taxis. My tension, already high because
                of an ongoing custody struggle and the usual
                turmoil of moving house, was mounting: the
                boys father, my ex-partner, had agreed to
                watch the baby while I did the cleaning, and we
                were running late. My son Harper
                noticed a long, white limousine gliding through
                the traffic. He began energetically waving at the
                driver.  Harper!
                I snapped. That is not a taxi! The traffic
                lights changed, and the limo slowed to a stop
                across the street. The driver looked over at the
                three of us, standing at curbside, mops and
                bucket in hand. He unrolled his window and
                shouted to us. Hey, if
                I pull around there, will you clean my car? No,
                I responded, tired and embarrassed. But you
                can give us a ride home, if you like. Wheres
                home? We were moving
                into a subsidized apartment, provided by the
                Vancouver Native Housing Society. Not far,
                I said, and shouted the particulars to him. Just a
                second, he said. The lights
                changed and we watched as the limo pulled through
                the intersection. One of my sons asked, Is
                he really going to give us a ride? No better
                informed than he was, I said, I dont
                know. Well see. The driver
                pulled his long sleek vehicle around, half a
                block down, and slowly approached us again, on
                our side of the road this time.  |