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Virginia Beach, Virginia
by G David Schwartz

Virginia Beach is in Virginia
New York City is in New York
Cincinnati is in Ohio
What is it you want?
LA is La
Detroit is Detroit
Alabama is Alabama
And Cincinnati's still in Ohio
I've read many science fiction novels
as well as  stories
But guess where theory always place my hometown
Right smack dabbed in Ohio