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Things You Wish You Only Had To Do Once A Year
by Michael C. Keith

Get up for work

    Visit your in-laws

        Weigh yourself

            Do your laundry

                 Clip your toe nails

                     Say you’re sorry

                         Pay the bills

                             Scoop the litter box

                                 Shop for groceries

                                     Clean the bathroom

                                         Shave your legs/face

                                             Mow the lawn

                                                  Remove the trash

                                                      Take your pills

                                                           Wash the dishes

                                                                Floss your teeth

                                                                    Empty your bladder