by Michael C.
Sara always purchased the least
expensive items she could find at the supermarket.
This impressed her husband, who admired her
frugality and was very pleased by the savings
that resulted from her efforts.
Good going, honey! Its
so smart to buy generic products rather than name
brands. Theyre always a lot more expensive.
His satisfaction with his wifes
thriftiness ended abruptly one day while he was
in the bathroom.
Sara! he bellowed,
astride the porcelain throne, This half-ply
toilet paper just doesnt cut it!