by Michael C.
Eugene Salisbury had his
office moved three times, and when it was
announced that he would have to move yet again,
he confronted his boss.
Why do I have to move
again? he inquired.
To which his boss replied,
Excuse me, but who are you, anyway?
You mean you dont
even know who I am? asked Eugene.
Well, how could I?
Every time I come to your office, theres
someone different there.