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The Intransitive
by Michael C. Keith

Eugene Salisbury had his office moved three times, and when it was announced that he would have to move yet again, he confronted his boss.

“Why do I have to move again?” he inquired.

To which his boss replied, “Excuse me, but who are you, anyway?”

“You mean you don’t even know who I am?” asked Eugene.

“Well, how could I? Every time I come to your office, there’s someone different there.”