Ten Signs That
It's Time to Leave Your Discount Resort
by Michael C.
1. When the
AC consists of 5 locals blowing on a block of ice.
2. When a
sign above the commode says: Only flush on
3. When your
balcony sways with the beat of the mariachi band.
4. When the
staff locks you in your room at night.
5. When the
remaining rooms have been rented to the Hells
6. When the
fine print on the menu says: Eat at your
7. When the
bed sheets are signed by the previous guests.
8. When a
drug cartel holds a meeting in the room adjoining
9. When the
jet contrails above the hotel form a warning.
10. When you find a copy
of Dantes Inferno in your room
instead of the Gideon Bible.